Quote #31772
Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are...
Quote #12517
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
Quote #30318
When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...
Quote #21671
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #29201
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #29132
The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies,...
Quote #15809
The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.
Quote #12062
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #22598
Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals that they live in...