Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #11440
Do not be wise in words – be wise in deeds.
Quote #33826
The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
Quote #24466
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #3841
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Quote #34402
Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
Quote #19676
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness...
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #28397
A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)