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Today’s students can put dope in their veins or hope in their brains. …...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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The scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed...
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
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Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.