Quote #23217
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
Quote #22134
Too long a sacrifice Can make a stone of the heart.
Quote #9909
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Quote #31388
I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10830
I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
Quote #6200
It is easy to be a moral perfectionist when one is politically unaccountable.
Quote #9497
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name...
Quote #20674
Man’s main task is to give birth to himself.
Quote #2235
What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have...