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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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An optimist is the human personification of spring.
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Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live...
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I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the...
Quote #25234
Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
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If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within...
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Do not let your deeds belie your words, lest when you speak in church...