Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
Quote #19660
Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #26230
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #25795
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #24618
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #4737
When you encounter difficulties and contradictions, do not try to break them, but bend...