Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #7184
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a...
Quote #20315
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Quote #27563
You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
Quote #5079
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Quote #12731
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
Quote #2039
There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.
Quote #547
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you...
Quote #3849
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Quote #3187
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about...