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A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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The fact is that my native land is a prey to barbarism, that in...
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Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without...
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As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men’s minds more seriously than...
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We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it,...