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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
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I was coming home from kindergarten–well they told me it was kindergarten. I found...
Quote #16078
Language is not an abstract construction of the learned, or of dictionary makers, but...
Quote #29900
If God kills, lies, cheats, discriminates, and otherwise behaves in a manner that puts...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #4208
He who knows does not speak.He who speaks does not know.
Quote #14618
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,...
Quote #24773
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its...