Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #25419
I do most of my work sitting down that’s where I shine.
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #27541
If you don’t leap, you’ll never know what it’s like to fly.
Quote #2885
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety...
Quote #12758
God is always on the side of the big battalions.
Quote #9313
Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #26287
It’s a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose one point...