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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
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I am years gone from my family and miles away … but they raid...
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Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...