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How can a question be answered that asks a lifetime of questions?
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years...
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Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...
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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life it goes...