Quote #609
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
Quote #21123
You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #22923
It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
Quote #18144
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
Quote #10533
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
Quote #881
“Coolidge is dead” “How could they tell?
Quote #7728
If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a...
Quote #3181
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
Quote #10569
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face...
Quote #31401
Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...