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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who...
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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
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Where no counsel is, the people fall but in the multitude of counsellors there...
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Sin is geographical.
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Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
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Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
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Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your...
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Take care, your worship, those things over there are not giants but windmills.
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To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...