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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone.
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When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
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Round numbers are always false.
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He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of...
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The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
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A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life...
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater...
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...