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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Service… Giving what you don’t have to give. Giving when you don’t need to...
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Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.
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All sins are attempts to fill voids.
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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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In love, one and one are one.
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Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...
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You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop...
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Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea...