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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Three things are necessary for the salvation of man: to know what he ought...
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A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
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Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy.
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You must have a room, or a certain hour or so a day, where...
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We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
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Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
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Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power...
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.