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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...
Quote #14265
To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
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We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything...
Quote #33344
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
Quote #21826
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.