Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #11689
I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would...
Quote #5317
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
Quote #34908
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power...
Quote #28031
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your...
Quote #21363
It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #20564
The important thing is this to be able at any moment to sacrifice what...
Quote #875
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at...