Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #768
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #16217
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Quote #7886
Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what...
Quote #28608
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but...
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Playing seems to be both disinterested and passionate at the same time disinterested in...
Quote #23063
Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
Quote #20893
A little more than kin, and less than kind.