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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...
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A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #21805
Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check...
Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
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Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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I made my money by selling too soon.
Quote #32675
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
Quote #10170
Don?t think you are paying me some kind of tribute if you let my...