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While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
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Nobody picks on a strong man.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
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Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very...
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Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for...
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...