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Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
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Better the foot slip than the tongue.
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
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Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
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That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
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It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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It’s what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.
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Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are...
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Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.