Quote #8916
Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.
Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
Quote #17860
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
Quote #17888
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #22255
What then is capital punishment but the most premeditated of murders, to which no...
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #822
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
Quote #20614
The American temptation is to believe that foreign policy is a subdivision of psychiatry.
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.