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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners;...
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The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
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Let us be very careful not to fall into the trap of the world....
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and...