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Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
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Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought...
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Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
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The Christian cannot be satisfied so long as any human activity is either opposed...