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God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach...
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans....
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best.
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.