Quote #16865
Life is a festival only to the wise.
Quote #34187
Hope doesn’t come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the...
Quote #19183
Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #23419
Words are wise men’s counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are...
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Quote #28771
Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.
Quote #19023
Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Quote #25970
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #7045
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...