Quote #17572
If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Quote #33229
Don’t ever let anyone steal your dreams.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
Quote #16280
It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast...
Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #26378
Carthago delenda est. (Carthage must be destroyed.)
Quote #20220
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...