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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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I have no idea what White House statement was was issued, but I stand...
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...
Quote #9277
The true skeptic will never believe you no matter how much proof you offer...
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.
Quote #34796
The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within...
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I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
Quote #3516
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #717
Dream lofty dreams, as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the...