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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in...
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
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In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
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I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others...
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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I strive to be brief, and become obscure.