Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #16893
A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
Quote #31154
Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
Quote #16903
What is a weed A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.
Quote #34829
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
Quote #4868
How use doth breed a habit in a man!
Quote #27498
I’m hard-nosed about luck. I think it sucks. Yeah, if you spend seven years...
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #26324
It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.