Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #26750
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Quote #4702
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #25777
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #2064
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #7758
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
Quote #4798
At any rate, I am convinced that He does not play dice.
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #27614
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon...
Quote #11440
Do not be wise in words – be wise in deeds.