Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #10195
It helps to write down half a dozen things which are worrying me. Two...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13099
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...
Quote #29552
Beyond every effort put first, lies an undiscovered opportunity.
Quote #26844
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
Quote #3490
LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.
Quote #19049
If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.