Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #6805
A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Quote #11635
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
Quote #22516
The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files...
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...
Quote #1503
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living...
Quote #17902
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #29435
Music is the vernacular of the human soul.
Quote #3912
To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.