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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its...
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The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.