Quote #13247
Your body is just the place your memory calls home.
Quote #25743
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #20135
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #34404
No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
Quote #31153
Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening...
Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #15153
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
Quote #19788
I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form...