Quote #17687
There’s no jealousy in the grave.
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it...
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Whoever it was who searched the heavens with a telescope and found no God...
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I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my...
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #22967
The only difference between a rut and a grave… is in their dimensions.
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
Quote #17776
Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Quote #6476
Black holes are where God divided by zero.