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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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If we were logical, the future would be bleak indeed. But we are more...
Quote #33002
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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And the wind said May you be as strong as the oak, yet flexible...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised...
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...