Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #2872
I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Quote #10302
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #17982
It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #19626
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
Quote #15861
Religion holds the solution to all problems of human relationship, whether they are between...