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What is originality Undetected plagiarism.
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A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big...
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
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Cruelty is like hope: it springs eternal.
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Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be...