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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
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I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
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The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.
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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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What is man’s chief enemy Each man is his own.
Quote #21804
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever...