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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your...
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
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I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
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It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to...
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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.