Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #12289
We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really...
Quote #4781
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world...
Quote #11352
Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #8590
Evolution crawls to imperfection. It ends in extinction.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #11757
Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #9739
He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return.