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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
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Surfing is good for the soul, worries seems to drift away as you scan...
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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Nudists have no fashion sense.
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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
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We make our friends we make our enemies but God makes our next door...
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Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the...