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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the...
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The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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‘Tisn’t life that matters ‘Tis the courage you bring to it.
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Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
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No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to...
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up...
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O God! I ask You for the means to do good, to avoid evil...