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A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
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Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying...
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #9776
Human beings cannot stand too much reality.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...