Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #13758
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #18719
If the present world go astray, the cause is in you, in you it...
Quote #2682
Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.
Quote #12941
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
Quote #30497
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
Quote #29483
You must be careful how you walk, and where you go, for there are...
Quote #8181
It struck him really that he had never so lived with her as during...