Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #20091
Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
Quote #16579
I don’t believe I’ll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs,...
Quote #27607
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #4633
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #1878
Knowledge is power.
Quote #7203
With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plea; but to...