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I can see clearly now … that I was wrong in not acting more...
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It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
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Morality is the weakness of the mind.
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Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can...
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.